{"id":321,"date":"2007-10-31T21:24:40","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T02:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/ted\/2007\/10\/pumpkin\/"},"modified":"2012-01-22T20:35:33","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T01:35:33","slug":"pumpkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/2007\/10\/pumpkin\/","title":{"rendered":"Pumpkin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I left work a little early today to get ready for trick or treaters. Though I had bought a pumpkin, I hadn&#8217;t carved it yet. It was kind of small, so I was thinking about just putting an eye on it, like the Eye of Sauron. Then I thought maybe two eyes. Then I thought I could make them look angry by adding eyebrows. As I was standing at the kitchen counter carving the pumpkin, Austin was very interested. But he&#8217;s always interested when I&#8217;m in the kitchen. The cutouts from the eyes were kind of ear shaped so I used some matchsticks to hold them onto the side of the pumpkin and drilled 9\/16&#8243; earholes. Eventually I added a triangle nose. It turned out okay. The ears made it a lot more interesting.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/ted\/files\/mt\/archive\/2007\/punkin.jpg\" alt=\"punkin.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Then I went outside to sweep off my walkway. When I came back, one of the ears was gone. At first I thought it must have fallen off and the matchstick was left sticking out of the pumpkin. But then I found it half-eaten in my dining room (where else?). I bent down to pick it up and Austin sped in to get it just before me. I wound up getting it back and sticking it on the pumpkin.<\/p>\n<p>Then I got the nose cutout to see if Austin really likes pumpkin or if he was just playing around. He liked it! He also ate an eyebrow and then I decided he had had enough pumpkin. I should have named him Peter.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nEven with the damaged ear, one kid said he liked the carving and I saw one girl take a picture of it with her cellphone.<\/p>\n<p>This year wasn&#8217;t as crazy as <a title=\"Halloween\" href=\"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/ted\/2005\/11\/halloween\/\">years past<\/a>. With the time change coming after Halloween I wasn&#8217;t sure when they would cut off Halloween in Avondale (it used to be a 8 PM sharp, but it would get dark at 6). I had about 8 kids that showed up without costumes and got no candy. One kid tried to stare me down or something. Like he was going to intimidate a Snickers bar out of me. For the first time I had candy left over, but I did close down at about 8:30 so I could get to Petsmart and get food for the dogs (no, I wasn&#8217;t out yet, if you&#8217;re wondering if Austin was just starving for anything).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I left work a little early today to get ready for trick or treaters. Though I had bought a pumpkin, I hadn&#8217;t carved it yet. It was kind of small, so I was thinking about just putting an eye on it, like the Eye of Sauron. Then I thought maybe two eyes. Then I thought &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/2007\/10\/pumpkin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pumpkin&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1338,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions\/1338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}