4:05 AM: Think I’ll walk around a while. If I do this long enough maybe I’ll get to go outside.<\/p>\n
4:15 AM: He’s getting up! Yay. I get to go outside.<\/p>\n
4:16 AM: I want back in please.<\/p>\n
4:17 AM: I want back in<\/p>\n
4:19 AM: Let me in!<\/p>\n
4:20 AM: Back inside. Zzzzz.<\/p>\n
\n7:25 AM: The beepy thing has gone off a couple of times now. It’s time to lick him.<\/p>\n
7:26 AM: Yay. I get to go outside.<\/p>\n
7:27 AM: I want back in please.<\/p>\n
7:30 AM: Uh-oh, maybe he’s thinking about giving me a bath. Think I’ll go hide somewhere.<\/p>\n
7:32 AM: Arf! Arf! I think the garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
7:45 AM: Zzzzz . . .<\/p>\n
7:50 AM: He’s out of the shower now. Now is it time to eat?<\/p>\n
7:55 AM: It’s just dog food again. Oh well. I can come back to that later.<\/p>\n
7:59 AM: Hey, Clio, stop eating my food.<\/p>\n
8:04 AM: Arf! Arf! I think the garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
8:06 AM: Arf! Arf! I think the garbage man is here! Let me outside!<\/p>\n
8:07 AM: False alarm. I need to get back in.<\/p>\n
8:08 AM: Arf! Arf! The garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
[edit – the garbage man doesn’t come on Fridays]<\/p>\n
8:15 AM: He’s getting dressed. This can’t be good.<\/p>\n
8:20 AM: No walk today, he’s got the noisy shoes on.<\/p>\n
8:23 AM: I guess he’s leaving. Hey, rawhide treats!<\/p>\n
8:25 AM: There he goes. I guess he’s really leaving.<\/p>\n
8:26 AM: Yay! He’s coming back.<\/p>\n
8:27 AM: Hey, he’s leaving again. Where’s my rawhide treat? Clio?<\/p>\n
8:28 AM: Yep, he’s gone.<\/p>\n
8:29 AM: Arf! Arf! The garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
8:34 AM: Arf! Arf! The garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
8:38 AM: Arf! Arf! The garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
8:41 AM: Arf! Arf! The garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
8:45 AM: Arf! Arf! The garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
8:48 AM: Arf! Arf! The garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
8:54 AM: Arf! Arf! The garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
8:58 AM: Arf! Arf! The garbage man is here!<\/p>\n
9:03 AM: Zzzzz<\/p>\n
9:35 AM: Arf! Arf! the mailman is coming!<\/p>\n
9:36 AM: Zzzzz<\/p>\n
10:05 AM: Arf! Arf! the mailman is coming!<\/p>\n
10:15 AM: Arf! Arf! the mailman is coming!<\/p>\n
10:23 AM: Arf! Arf! the mailman is coming!<\/p>\n
10:26 AM: Arf! Arf! the mailman is coming!<\/p>\n
10:28 AM: Zzzzz<\/p>\n
11:10 AM: Arf! Arf! the mailman is coming!<\/p>\n
11:12 AM: Oh my gosh! It really is him! The mail man! Arf! Arf!<\/p>\n
11:14 AM: He’s getting out of the truck! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!<\/p>\n
11:15 AM: He coming towards the house!<\/p>\n
11:16 AM: He’s gone. I scared him away. That was close.<\/p>\n
11:24 AM: He’s back! Arf Arf<\/p>\n
11:26 AM: He’s driving away. Another close call<\/p>\n
11:27 AM: Zzzzzzz<\/p>\n
2:35 PM: Arf! Arf! Who is it! Who is it! Nobody.<\/p>\n
2:53 PM: Arf! Arf! Who is it! Who is it! Nobody.<\/p>\n
3:12 PM: Arf! Arf! Who is it! Who is it! Nobody.<\/p>\n
3:25 PM: Arf! Arf! Who is it! Who is it! Nobody.<\/p>\n
3:43 PM: Arf! Arf! Who is it! Is that the UPS man?! Arf! Arf!<\/p>\n
3:45 PM: Arf! Arf! The UPS man?<\/p>\n
3:51 PM: Zzzzzzzz<\/p>\n
5:31 PM: Arf! Arf! Who is it! Is that the UPS man?! Arf! Arf!<\/p>\n
6:25 PM: Is that a car?<\/p>\n
6:28 PM: Is that a car? It is! He’s home!<\/p>\n
6:29 PM: Yay! I get to go outside.<\/p>\n
6:31 PM: I’m ready to come in.<\/p>\n
6:32 PM: Mmm . . treats<\/p>\n
6:33 PM: Oooh yeah, scratch me, scratch me<\/p>\n
6:35 PM: He’s sitting at the computer<\/p>\n
6:38 PM: Outside please.<\/p>\n
6:42 PM: Let me in<\/p>\n
6:44 PM: Chipmunk!<\/p>\n
6:50 PM: Let me in please<\/p>\n
[edit – when Katie sees a chipmunk she just pushes the door open and flies out]<\/p>\n
7:00 PM: Dinner time<\/p>\n
7:01 PM: Just dog food again. Yum! Fish oil!<\/p>\n
7:03 PM: That was good.<\/p>\n
7:05 PM: He’s watching TV<\/p>\n
7:06 PM: Want to play? Want to play? What if I squeak this toy?<\/p>\n
7:15 PM: Zzzzzzzz<\/p>\n
8:35 PM: Back to the computer<\/p>\n
8:37 PM: Pet me, pet me.<\/p>\n
8:40 PM: Outside please<\/p>\n
8:42 PM: Let me in<\/p>\n
9:10 PM: Back to TV. Zzzzzz<\/p>\n
11:10 PM: Getting up. Outside.<\/p>\n
11:12 PM: Let me in<\/p>\n
11:25 PM: Time for bed. Run to bed.<\/p>\n
11:26 PM: Yum! Puperoni treat!<\/p>\n
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