{"id":12,"date":"2003-05-19T17:03:10","date_gmt":"2003-05-19T22:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/ted\/2003\/05\/juicing\/"},"modified":"2003-05-19T17:03:10","modified_gmt":"2003-05-19T22:03:10","slug":"juicing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/2003\/05\/juicing\/","title":{"rendered":"Juicing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In an effort to ingest more vegetables but not actually have to eat them, I bought a <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.juiceman.com\/store\/application?namespace=esalton_main&amp;origin=itemsummary.jsp&amp;event=link.itemdetails&amp;wlcs_document_type=itemdetails&amp;wlcs_catalog_item_sku=JM2KIT9\">Juiceman<\/A> (you may remember the infomercial with the crazy orange man with wild white eyebrows touting the benefits of juicing and calling both himself and his product &#8220;Juiceman&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s pretty neat as far as tools go. Chews through carrots like they were nothing. And carrot juice doesn&#8217;t taste bad, it&#8217;s actually kind of sweet. I tried mixing some carrots and tomatoes. Tastes like carrot juice. Bad thing about carrot juice: it stains instantly and permanently anything it touches (including the Juiceman man). Why not just make the entire machine orange?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll post updates on whether I will get my money&#8217;s worth ($100) from this thing. So far it has involved 3 very expensive glasses of carrot juice (one with tomato).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an effort to ingest more vegetables but not actually have to eat them, I bought a Juiceman (you may remember the infomercial with the crazy orange man with wild white eyebrows touting the benefits of juicing and calling both himself and his product &#8220;Juiceman&#8221;). It&#8217;s pretty neat as far as tools go. Chews through &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/2003\/05\/juicing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Juicing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/ted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}