{"id":67,"date":"1994-12-10T22:23:34","date_gmt":"1994-12-10T22:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/1994\/12\/10\/hey_lady\/"},"modified":"2015-10-28T21:31:47","modified_gmt":"2015-10-29T02:31:47","slug":"hey_lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/1994\/12\/hey_lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Lady!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/stonegate\/files\/mt\/archives\/Hey-Lady.gif\" alt=\"Hey-Lady.gif\" width=\"124\" height=\"234\" align=\"right\" \/>A lady came to our door the other night looking for\u00a0the Clarke&#8217;s house. I had just come home so\u00a0the energy level was pretty high because all\u00a0the kids and the dog get into a loud Dad&#8217;s Home\u00a0Let&#8217;s Run Around mood.<\/p>\n<p>The doorbell rang and Charlie immediately\u00a0started barking ferociously. She barks loudest\u00a0at the real doorbell and doorbells on TV.<\/p>\n<p>I grabbed her by the collar, and opened the door\u00a0leaning over. All three kids stepped up into the\u00a0door. As the lady explained she was looking for\u00a0the Clarke&#8217;s house, Nicole and Danny started\u00a0giving simultaneous directions and Kelly started\u00a0yelling (in nothing but her diaper) &#8220;HEY LADY!\u00a0HEY LADY! YOU WANT TO COME IN! HEY LADY!\u00a0YOU WANT TO EAT WITH US! HEY LADY! HEY LADY!\u00a0YOU WANT TO WATCH TV?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lady was stunned and went off bewildered. We don&#8217;t\u00a0know if she ever made it to the Clarke&#8217;s house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady came to our door the other night looking for\u00a0the Clarke&#8217;s house. I had just come home so\u00a0the energy level was pretty high because all\u00a0the kids and the dog get into a loud Dad&#8217;s Home\u00a0Let&#8217;s Run Around mood. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/1994\/12\/hey_lady\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":721,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}