{"id":591,"date":"1991-05-20T13:27:41","date_gmt":"1991-05-20T13:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/1991\/05\/20\/nice_tomato\/"},"modified":"1991-05-20T13:27:41","modified_gmt":"1991-05-20T13:27:41","slug":"nice_tomato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/1991\/05\/nice_tomato\/","title":{"rendered":"Nice Tomato"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parenthood is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; admiring your 3-year-old&#8217;s whirlwind of a scribble as he explains to you that it is a tomato. Lord knows, you just don&#8217;t see it, but you tell him it&#8217;s a nice tomato. But he is disappointed, and tries to explain, as if from a foreign land and in a foreign tongue, that it&#8217;s a TOMATO. Suddenly, in a moment of miraculous inspiration, a voice in your head reveals the truth. &#8220;OH!&#8221; you exclaim. &#8220;A tornado!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The child is delighted. As you look again at the whirlwind of a scribble, you realize out loud, &#8220;That&#8217;s a fine tornado!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The face of 3-year-old pride is priceless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parenthood is&#8230; &#8230; admiring your 3-year-old&#8217;s whirlwind of a scribble as he explains to you that it is a tomato. Lord knows, you just don&#8217;t see it, but you tell him it&#8217;s a nice tomato. But he is disappointed, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/1991\/05\/nice_tomato\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/stonegate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}