{"id":34,"date":"2006-02-03T17:50:18","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T17:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/mcc\/2006\/02\/03\/whatll_happen_if_you_throw_awa_1\/"},"modified":"2006-02-03T17:50:18","modified_gmt":"2006-02-03T17:50:18","slug":"whatll_happen_if_you_throw_awa_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/2006\/02\/whatll_happen_if_you_throw_awa_1\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;ll Happen if You Throw Away Money? Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8221; You&#8217;re being arrested for throwing away money!&#8221; yelled the mean voice.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; What are you taking about? I didn&#8217;t throw away ANY money.&#8221; I panicked<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Than check out the trash can yourself!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ummmm, okay.&#8221; I dried off and put on my slippers and robe. I poked my head out the door. One of the obese officers grabbed the collar and yanked me out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; See, this nickel was in your trash.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; How do I know you didn&#8217;t just put it in there?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Uhhhh, we&#8217;re not that stupid. Actually&#8230;&#8230; I thought<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now come along you&#8217;re going to court. &#8220;They shouted yanking my hands behind my back handcuffing them. My brother stood at the door sliding one finger across another representing shame.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;*Sniff* How could you throw away that nickel!&#8221; My mother wailed. My dad covered his arms around her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Uhhhhhhh, you know I could easily slip my hands out of these handcuffs and escape.&#8221; I pointed out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Stop being all smartellicky. You money thrower away&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;er!&#8221; commanded a policeman. I wiped off the spit he spat on me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Mr. and Mrs. Doze you need to get in some fancy clothes and come to court to be our witnesses.&#8221; commanded another policeman. He marched himself back to the car squeezing himself into the front as I sat alone in the back. Well, it was roomy- anyway,<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Uh, do guys have any doughnuts or somethin&#8217;?&#8221; I asked<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; No, if we did we wouldn&#8217;t give you any.&#8221; yelled one of the policemen, &#8221; besides you should get used to be starving once you end up in jail when we get to court.&#8221; I swallowed hard with fear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8221; You&#8217;re being arrested for throwing away money!&#8221; yelled the mean voice. &#8221; What are you taking about? I didn&#8217;t throw away ANY money.&#8221; I panicked &#8221; Than check out the trash can yourself!&#8221; &#8220;Ummmm, okay.&#8221; I dried off and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/2006\/02\/whatll_happen_if_you_throw_awa_1\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/mcc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}