{"id":62,"date":"2003-06-29T11:07:13","date_gmt":"2003-06-29T11:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2003\/06\/call_me_in_five\/"},"modified":"2003-06-29T11:07:13","modified_gmt":"2003-06-29T11:07:13","slug":"call_me_in_five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2003\/06\/call_me_in_five\/","title":{"rendered":"Call Me in Five Years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Registered our home and my cell phone number with the <a href=\"http:\/\/donotcall.gov\">National Do Not Call Registry<\/a>. It is good for five years. How am I supposed to remember that? Someone call me on 6\/30\/2008 and remind me to reregister.<\/p>\n<div class=\"posted\">Now playing: <B>Squonk<\/B> by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22Genesis%22\" target=\"_blank\">Genesis<\/a> from  &#8220;Genesis (A Trick Of The Tail)&#8221; <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Registered our home and my cell phone number with the National Do Not Call Registry. It is good for five years. How am I supposed to remember that? Someone call me on 6\/30\/2008 and remind me to reregister. Now playing: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2003\/06\/call_me_in_five\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}