{"id":547,"date":"2010-06-30T08:06:27","date_gmt":"2010-06-30T08:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2010\/06\/dilbert_and_flashlights\/"},"modified":"2010-06-30T08:06:27","modified_gmt":"2010-06-30T08:06:27","slug":"dilbert_and_flashlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2010\/06\/dilbert_and_flashlights\/","title":{"rendered":"Dilbert and Flashlights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/jeb\/files\/mt\/assets_c\/2010\/06\/dilbert-flashlights-855.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/jeb\/files\/mt\/assets_c\/2010\/06\/dilbert-flashlights-thumb-450x145-855.png\" width=\"450\" height=\"145\" alt=\"dilbert-flashlights.png\" class=\"mt-image-none\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(But I like <a href=\"http:\/\/mac.fiveforks.com\/ted\/blog\/archive\/2010\/x2000_flood_to_throw_flashligh.html\">the flashlight<\/a> Ted gave me!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(But I like the flashlight Ted gave me!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}