{"id":506,"date":"2008-11-12T18:00:55","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T18:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2008\/11\/happy_birthday_ted\/"},"modified":"2008-11-12T18:00:55","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T18:00:55","slug":"happy_birthday_ted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2008\/11\/happy_birthday_ted\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Ted!"},"content":{"rendered":"

While we all celebrated last Sunday ahead of the (ahem) procedure… I thought we needed a date stamp here on Mac5 to honor Uncle Ted! And to help explain why his strawberry birthday cake said “HAPPY BIRTHDAY PNUT!”, transcripts from Ted’s cell phone (Verizon rips us off at 20 cents per):<\/p>\n

Here’s what $1.00 buys you:<\/p>\n

8-21-08: Ayy whats up -shawty kno<\/p>\n

10-2-08: U stil g0t time 2 send pics b4 da wedding..<\/p>\n

10-7-08: U still comin sat?<\/p>\n

10-14-08: U sleep pnut<\/p>\n

10-15-08: Wheres pnut<\/p>\n

11-03-08: Hey pnut<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While we all celebrated last Sunday ahead of the (ahem) procedure… I thought we needed a date stamp here on Mac5 to honor Uncle Ted! And to help explain why his strawberry birthday cake said “HAPPY BIRTHDAY PNUT!”, transcripts from … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}