{"id":409,"date":"2006-08-25T22:41:15","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T22:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2006\/08\/9_h_brown_b_flat_1\/"},"modified":"2006-08-25T22:41:15","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T22:41:15","slug":"9_h_brown_b_flat_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2006\/08\/9_h_brown_b_flat_1\/","title":{"rendered":"9, H, Brown, B Flat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After delcaring that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pluto\">Pluto was no longer a planet,<\/a> the same group of scientists decided to extend their meeting and make other decisions. Today&#8217;s announcements included:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>9 is no longer a number. It is just a shape.\n<li>H is no longer a letter. It will join 9 as a shape.\n<li> Brown is no longer a color. It will only be a last name, and\n<li>B Flat is no longer a musical note because none of the scientists like the way it sounds.<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;B flat is the same as A sharp, so we don&#8217;t think it should matter,&#8221; said one of the scientists.<\/p>\n<p>In an ironic twist, one of the scientists will no longer get to be a scientist because the panel of 309 had to be reduced to 308 to comply with the loss of the number 9.<\/p>\n<p>More decisions will be announced tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After delcaring that Pluto was no longer a planet, the same group of scientists decided to extend their meeting and make other decisions. Today&#8217;s announcements included: 9 is no longer a number. It is just a shape. H is no &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2006\/08\/9_h_brown_b_flat_1\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}