{"id":242,"date":"2004-10-20T09:15:18","date_gmt":"2004-10-20T09:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2004\/10\/nose_fairy\/"},"modified":"2004-10-20T09:15:18","modified_gmt":"2004-10-20T09:15:18","slug":"nose_fairy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2004\/10\/nose_fairy\/","title":{"rendered":"Nose Fairy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Claire, then Kathy, then Kelly, now I have all picked up bad colds. This Dilbert asks and answers a question I had never considered.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dilbert2732230041018.gif\" src=\"\/jeb\/files\/mt\/archives\/dilbert2732230041018.gif\" width=\"600\" height=\"215\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(I do know about the pee fairy.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Claire, then Kathy, then Kelly, now I have all picked up bad colds. This Dilbert asks and answers a question I had never considered. (I do know about the pee fairy.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medical"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}