{"id":124,"date":"2003-11-12T16:08:18","date_gmt":"2003-11-12T16:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2003\/11\/happy_birthday\/"},"modified":"2003-11-12T16:08:18","modified_gmt":"2003-11-12T16:08:18","slug":"happy_birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/2003\/11\/happy_birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Bruthu T!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a bruthu named Ted,<\/p>\n<p>Who wanted an iPod for his head,<\/p>\n<p>But he spent all his doughs,<\/p>\n<p>To watch GIANT TV shows,<\/p>\n<p><strike>&#8220;Maybe next year&#8221; is what he said.<\/strike><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thank you Susan!&#8221; is what he said.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ipodstraight10162003s.jpg\" src=\"\/jeb\/files\/mt\/archives\/ipodstraight10162003s.jpg\" width=\"187\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a bruthu named Ted, Who wanted an iPod for his head, But he spent all his doughs, To watch GIANT TV shows, &#8220;Maybe next year&#8221; is what he said. &#8220;Thank you Susan!&#8221; is what he said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fiveforks.com\/jeb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}